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Did you get the rum for Daddy's cooking
at Rum Shrimp? It is.

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Hey, why do you cook everything with so
much alcohol?

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This isn't Cuba.

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I'm not trying to disinfect some sick
chicken that got hit in the street by a

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-year -old truck.

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Yeah, you Americans take your chickens
for granted with your tender -fingered

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nuggets.

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In Cuba, I had to hunt my own birds.

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Let me tell you, my friend, nothing
tasted as sweet as a chicken you've

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to death with an empty gasoline can.

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Poor chicken. Probably never saw it
coming.

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Probably just thought you were stranded.

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Hey, mister, did you run out of... I'll

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talk to you for a second.

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You know where I was talking about
trying to find a better place to raise

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kids? Uh -huh. One of my suppliers told
me there's a factory looking for a

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manager, so I checked it out online.

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Look at that.

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George, this is in Colorado. I know.
Angie, check out the name.

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Paradise Canyon.

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We talked about moving to a safer
suburb, not some tiny little town in the

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middle of nowhere.

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Look, we can't escape the problems of a
big city by just moving a couple miles

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out. Angie, look, this is in the Rocky
Mountains, huh? There's pine forest,

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running streams.

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I think we'd get the water before they
made beer out of it.

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I used

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it up teaching the Chang's dog not to
poop on our lawn.

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The recipe said add rum to taste.

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I like rum.

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I want the truth, and I want it now.

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All right. You're not shrinking.

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Ernie and I have been lengthening your
work code. Not that.

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We know you're moving to Colorado.

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Who told you that?

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You left your resume and the cover
letter in the fax machine at work,

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George, you already submitted a resume?

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I don't want the job to get away, Angie.
I think we should check it out.

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What? I moved all the way from Miami to
be close to you, and now you're going to

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leave? How can you do this to me,
princess? Daddy, nothing's definite.

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We just think there's too many bad
influences here.

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Max and his friends beat up a boy
practically in a gang. And Carmen's gone

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through three high schools in three
years. And she danced half -naked in a

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video.

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Does anybody here went to Harvard at the
end of that story?

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How could you just leave me?

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I'm your best friend.

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We always talked about getting married
and living on the same block and raising

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our kids together.

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Carmen is 15 and Max is 11, all right?
And you've had zero hits on maxidate

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.com. I gotta go. Stop!

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I just need a new picture.

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I'm having my ears digitally reduced.

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Hey.

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So, how do your children feel about
leaving their grandpappy Vic?

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Leaving? Who's leaving? Are we going
somewhere?

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George.

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Kid, how'd you like to do something
special this Thanksgiving?

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Oh, no.

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Even better. We're going on vacation.

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We're finally going to Hawaii?

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We're going to Paradise Canyon.

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Please tell me I can wear a cute bikini
there. You can wear whatever you want

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under your long johns and your parka.

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It's in Colorado.

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There'll be snow and lots of fun things
to do there.

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Why don't you kids go upstairs and see
if you have enough warm clothes, huh?

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I can't believe you.

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Vacation. You just lied to your kids.

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Look, I don't want to upset them, okay?
We're just going to go check it out.

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We're not sure we're moving.

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Oh, yeah. So when you lie, you're
protecting your kids. But when I tell a

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white lie, I'm a bad mom.

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Little white lie?

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You said that my dad was dead.

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You never told me I had a sister.

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You said that rat in my room was a South
American gerbil, Senor Chewy.

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Senor Chewy loved you.

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He would sit on your chest while you
were sleeping and he wouldn't let

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get near you.

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He was protecting his kill. He thought I
was dead.

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You two,

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knock it off.

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Come on, Max has never been in the snow
before. I just wanted to show him how

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much fun it is. All right, look, I'm
sorry, baby.

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rest of the bear on the other side of
the wall?

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Think about it, Uncle. The other side of
the fireplace is the parking lot.

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Did you see a giant bear's ass when you
got out of the car?

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Yeah, I saw it coming out of the
driver's seat.

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Carmen, what are you doing?

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Having a cookie.

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You don't know what's in those. They
could have been left there by a crazy

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person.

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Angie, relax.

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You're not in the city anymore.

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Max, taste your sister's cookie.

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I heard you talking about my butt.

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Hi, I'm Winnie Bellamy. You must be the
Lopez's. Welcome to Paradise Canyon.

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Here are your keys.

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You're in seven and eight.

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Mom, I finished all my chores.

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Can I go sledding now? Honey, these are
the Lopez's. This is my daughter, Sarah,

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but we all call her Little Bit because
she is my little bit of heaven.

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Sir? Ma 'am?

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Ma 'am?

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You hear that, kids?

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She called your mom ma 'am.

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And not just because she's old, but out
of respect.

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We're on vacation.

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Are we going to have to hear this crap
all week long?

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Ma 'am?

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Hey!

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Sounds like you folks have been cooped
up in the car a while. How about a

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bit takes you kids night sledding?

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Cool. Can we?

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I don't know. Is it safe?

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They'll just be sledding down a big,
wide -open hill.

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Nothing can happen to them as long as
they know they're left from their right.

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Max, let your sister steer the sled.

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We've got all sorts of winter fun around
here.

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Angie, you should take the kids skating
tomorrow during George's interview.

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Interview? What interview?

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I thought we were on vacation.

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We are on vacation.

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I'm interviewing a dog breeder.

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We may be getting a rare Rocky Mountain
spotted tick.

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Hound. I don't know. I said they were
rare.

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Wouldn't it become a trial, Johnny
Cochran?

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You guys get out of here. We'll meet you
in an hour by the fire for some hot

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cocoa and a sing -along. We'll be like
that. She'll be coming around the

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mountain with you guys.

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Hot cocoa for four and I'll get my
guitar.

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Get out! You really do that?

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Well, sure. You never had a sing -along
back in L .A.? No.

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The only time I ever heard someone sing
around the fire was my mom during the

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riots. I got a new TV!

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I got a new TV!

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I like it here, Angie.

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The people are happy.

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They're friendly. It's beautiful.

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A month from now, I see myself whittling
and telling stories over a pickle

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barrel. I'll be like... George, we've
been here 12 minutes, and you're all

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to turn our lives upside down.

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We don't even know if the kids like it
here.

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We don't know if the schools are good.
We don't even know if you're going to

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the job.

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Well, first thing tomorrow at the pickle
barrel, I'm nominating you for town

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sourpuss.

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I don't even know if you're going to
like it here.

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Did you see all that snow?

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You'll only be able to golf two months
out of the year.

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Well, so I'll give up golf for the kids.
I'll find something else to do.

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You can always spend more time with your
family on the weekend.

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Yeah, well, don't worry about me. I'll
find something.

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I just want you to be realistic about
this. Look, Angie, and I just want you

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have an open mind.

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I am.

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Then eat the cookie.

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I am not going to eat the cookie.

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Angie, if you have an open mind and you
still believe there are places in this

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country where people are basically
decent and don't want to poison you, eat

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cookie.

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That's a good cookie.

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Oh, thank God, because I was starving,
but I didn't want to die.

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A real

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lady

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would turn around and allow me to cover
myself.

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what happened with the cowboy movies
called A Mexican Tender.

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Looks more like we've got a Cuban
Missile Crisis.

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Money, please.

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Toss me Angie's jacket.

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I don't care what you do when Angie and
George are here, eh?

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But when I am house -sitting, you call
before you come over.

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Aye, aye, aye.

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What's that?

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It's a pro -con list for moving to
Colorado.

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Pro?

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Let's rhyme.

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Con cold weather.

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Pro a thousand miles away from Benny.

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Con?

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Only a thousand miles away from me.
Please, please.

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Hope you're happy, Benny. You are a
major reason our children are leaving.

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You didn't read far enough.

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Pro, won't have to listen to Vic tell us
how to raise our kids.

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Con, will miss laughing at the way he
says, a stupid.

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What? They are the ones who are a
stupid.

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All I do is help and they never
appreciate anything.

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Oh, hey.

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I'm just as insulted as you are.

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Now, look, we can either whine about it
or we can get back at them by drinking

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George's good scotch.

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I like good scotch.

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Especially when I ordered the pay -per
-view boxing on George's TV.

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I'll show them not to take me for
granted.

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Victor Palmeiro has his pride.

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I'm a man. I sit here.

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and the housing is great.

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We could get a huge house here for the
same money we're paying in L .A.

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Ten acres and a barn?

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There's enough room to have horses and
keep a stall open for when your mom

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to visit.

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What do you think, Angie?

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My mom falling asleep with a cigarette
in a barn full of hay.

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George Lopez?

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Yeah. Ed Donnelly, Donnelly Aviation.
I'll be interviewing you this afternoon.

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Hey, Ed, nice to meet you. This is my
wife, Angie Lopez.

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Hi, well, look, I don't mean to
interrupt your lunch there, so go ahead

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finish, and I'll see you in a couple
hours.

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Okay, honey, now I'm getting nervous.

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I'm starting to like this place, but I
don't want to get my hopes up if you

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don't get the job.

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Angie, I am going to ace this interview.
I got it all planned out.

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I'm going to take a nap, take a shower,
put on my lucky underwear, shadowbox to

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Eye of the Tiger, put on my pants, and
go.

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You know, George, I'm just thinking,
you're here.

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I'm here. Why don't we just take care of
this right now? I'll get a cup of

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coffee.

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Actually, I'm not ready.

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I didn't take a nap. I didn't take a
shower. I got my second string chonies.

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Don't freak out.

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You know you're qualified.

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All you need to do is present what you
have to offer in a succinct and

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manner.

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Succinct and confident manner? Da loca,
I need my underwear.

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So, George, I was looking over your
resume.

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And the work experience is just great.

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But there is one little thing that
worries me.

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How's a big L .A. guy like yourself
going to adjust to life in a small town?

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Well, you know, Ed, a small town is just
what I'm looking for, man. I mean, I

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love it here. This morning I went to a
barbershop and let a man shave me.

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Never thought I could trust like that
again.

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Well, the last manager said he liked it
here, too. Then after a couple of

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months, he split because he missed his
friends and family.

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Are you folks leaving any loved ones
behind?

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Well, there's Angie's dad, but I'm sure
he'll come and visit.

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And you, George?

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No, no loved ones.

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Both my parents died during childbirth.

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Please, George, don't make me laugh,
okay?

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See, the last manager made me laugh,
and, well, what can I say?

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One minute we're fishing together in a
stream, the next day I'm running

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alongside a bus trying to touch the
window.

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It's a little emotionally raw.

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Well, you know, Ed, I'm doing this for
my kids, man, so if you give me the job,

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I'm not leaving, I promise.

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It's safe to laugh again.

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I don't know.

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Ed, the guy walks into a bar with a frog
on his head. Please, stop it. I love

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this one.

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And the bartender says?

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He says, uh, this started out as a
warrant on the frog's butt.

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What did I do to you, George? You've got
the job.

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and we're going to laugh together.

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Welcome aboard. We just closed the deal.

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And I'm pretty sure you can trust the
napkins here.

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You've got the job.

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Congratulations.

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Hey. Hey.

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I guess it's time to tell them.

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Let's do it.

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Kids, your mom and I need to talk to you
about something. Can you tell them from

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the car on the way home?

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Yeah. Let's just grab this account and
get out of here.

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Look, you need to learn some values.

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So we're moving to an African village
where we're going to build schoolhouses

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and eat what the earth gives us.

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What? No way.

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All right, then. Let's compromise.

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We're going to live here for the rest of
our lives. You win. That's well played.

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and it's safer here. You can walk down
the street and not worry about getting

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shot. Are you kidding?

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I've never seen so many guns in one
place in my life. There are gun racks in

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cars, in trucks.

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There's a gun right there on the
fireplace.

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But that's different.

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Guns out here are only used for hunting
and arming the militia in case the

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people have to take back their
government.

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That didn't sound so crazy this morning
in the barbershop.

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You can't make us do this.

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Oh, yes, we can.

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Because we're the parents and you're the
kids. So you might as well get used to

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the idea because we're moving to
Paradise Canyon.

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This sucks. Come on, Max. We're out of
here right now.

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She knew we were smoking inside.

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Yes, she hates it because the smell gets
in the furniture and it will never come

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out. Ooh.

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What?

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Can't believe they're stopping this
fight.

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Oh, come on. Didn't you see that
headbutt?

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It was just an accident.

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Happens all the time.

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Look, when you're a fighter and you're
in the clinch and your head... clothes.

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It is natural.

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Want to kill five minutes and walk to
the other

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end of town again?

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Yeah. Want to go look at that dead blue
jay again?

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Nah. I'm going to go in and buy a six
foot licorice rope and hang myself.

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I heard you guys are moving here.

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I guess.

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Is this what you guys do all day to get
outside the mini mart?

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We do a lot of stuff.

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You want to go make snow angel?

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Did it.

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Gate on the pond?

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Did it.

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Cigarette?

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No way.

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Then we can go inside and get something
to eat.

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I'd have to take my snow pants off to
get the dollar out of my pocket.

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It's not worth it.

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on the counter while you steal some
chips. I can't do that.

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I bet you there's a lot of things you
can do.

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Once I show you how.

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You're Carmen Lopez.

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Who wants to know?

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I'm Tom. My dad works at the factory
where your dad's gonna work.

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Great.

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So, we're gonna go moon the guy over at
the drive -thru.

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You wanna come?

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No.

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Not bad.

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New butts always freak him out.

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You wanna go break into the summer cabin
and steal some beers?

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No, I can't drink. I'm only 15.

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So what?

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You're in the country now. There are no
rules.

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There is a 10 -year -old driving that
truck.

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I don't know.

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00:20:19,880 --> 00:20:21,720
Look, everyone in this town parties.

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So you want to sit here and freeze, or
you want to have a little fun?

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You want to stand there freezing, or do
you want to have a little fun?

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Are you sure doing this is the right
thing?

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Ma 'am, I'm just showing you to your
room.

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How you choose to tip me is your choice.

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changing our whole lives and moving here
with the kids. Come on, Angie. If we

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were in Los Angeles, we'd be worried
about what the kids are doing right now,

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but we're in Paradise Canyon.

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What could happen?

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I guess you're right.

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Now, let's go upstairs and warm up.

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But I'm not cold anymore.

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You're not cold anymore?

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My baby's not cold.